I abbreviate almost everything.  So if I were to rewrite the previous sentence it would read: I abreev ev.  These are common Bern (what my friends call me) terms my friends hear me use: PMS= Perfect Man Shoe LSD= Long Sexy Dress (you must be height appropriate to make LSD work) LBD= Little Black Dress BS= Blue Shoes SIT ON YOUR MOUTH= (Loose Hungarian to English saying)= Stop Talking YUMMA LAMMA DING DONG= Delicious, Thank You, More Please LYLT= Love You Long Time BALOOBAS= Insanity/Crazy/Out Of This World FU-N= Fun BONJOUR= Hello MERRY CHRISTMAS= When I Say Bye to Someone Cuz Everyone is Usually so Damn Cheery During the Holidays NOSTUESO= No one speaks twice until everyone speaks once (learned this during my corps year at City Year).…